The song is called “IM The Supervisor” by Infected Mushroom. It has one of my favorite buildups and beat drops. Just turn your knobs to 11 and click play.
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Falling On Deaf Ears
Man, this took a while! (Don’t worry, I didn’t spend all this time drawing one comic). And I’ve got a whole bunch of awesome stuff to share with everyone soon. And (#2) you can rest assured that updates will be on the reg from now on. w00t!
AND (#3) leave comments you scallywags!
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Friday, May 1, 2009
How to view the full-size version of any Facebook profile picture [Coolest Thing - #1]
Note: The information in this post is intended to help you find your friends. It’s not intended to help you be sketch.
The Coolest Thing You’ve Learned All Week! – First Edition
How To View the Full Size Version of Any Facebook Profile Picture
Here’s the situation: You want to add a cool guy you met yesterday named Thomas J. as a Facebook friend. Unfortunately, your search returned a whole bunch of people with that name in your network. Since they’ve all got private Facebook profiles, you are having a hard time deciding who the right person is.
Luckily, you don’t have to waste time trying to narrow it down by squinting at the little profile pictures. Instead, turn them into full-sized pictures in just a few easy steps!
Step 1) Find the profile picture you want to enlarge
Step 2) Right click on the profile picture and select “View Image”
Step 3) Find the filename of the picture in your browser’s address bar. It should begin with the letter ’s’
Step 4) Change the letter ’s’ to ‘n’ and press Enter
Now I’ll bet that’s the coolest thing you’ve learned all week :)
Did you find this useful? Perhaps even a little surprising? Let me know what you think in the comments!
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Best Weed In The Shire [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Wednesday, April 29, 2009 in .avi (videos), Enjoyable Poetry.
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! To Isengard? To Isengard!
This is a must-read for reading fans.
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Creating a Well-Written Facebook Profile (That Isn’t Terrible)
Posted Wednesday, April 22, 2009 in Mind.
The importance of a well-crafted Facebook profile cannot be overstated. Find out how to write one & improve your current profile using this tutorial and little to some effort! It’s like totally worth it!
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On Cannibalistic Punctuation [Funny Short Stories]
Posted Monday, April 20, 2009 in Funny Short Stories.
Our story begins, like most stories, toward the beginning. Ours is a tale of late-night sentence formatting gone wrong. Of madness! mixed with genius – sprinkled over a heaping bowl of delerios. And served with a side of murder. Read at your own risk.
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Should I quit it before or after hitting it? Your Guide To Judging Physical Attractiveness
Posted Monday, April 20, 2009 in Mind.
Judging. We all do it. How we do it, though, hasn’t been adequately described until now. This guide breaks down the female physical features that any male must considered before reaching the final decision to copulate.
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LoL! WTF? [Funny Short Stories]
Posted Monday, April 20, 2009 in Funny Short Stories.
Who should read this: Anyone who’s ever had their heart broken by a significant other. LoL! WTF? is the most satisfying story of revenge on a cheating ex you’ve ever read. What goes around comes around. But its never come around as hard as it does in this story.
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The Legend of Jormungund [Short Stories]
Posted Monday, April 20, 2009 in Funny Short Stories, Playlists.
Vikings and killings and lairs, oh my! This is my longest story, loosely modeled on the general plotline of epic poems. Appropriate reading music is provided free of charge.
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Instant Message [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Monday, April 20, 2009 in Enjoyable Poetry.
I’ve got a soft spot for this, since Instant Message was my first published poem! It got printed when I was an undergrad in a local poetry magazine. Nothing huge, but still, has anyone published something you wrote?
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A Reckless Driving Playlist [Playlist]
Posted Tuesday, April 14, 2009 in Playlists.
My first embedded playlist. Click through and listen to songs that will directly lead to reckless driving if listened to in the car.
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Mini Soda Can Coffee Table [Big Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Big Projects.
This is me showing off my super neat, mini-sodacan coffee table. I built this completely from scratch and completely around a core of 8oz, miniature soda cans.
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Workstation v2.0 – Painted and Rebuilt [Big Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Big Projects.
The current version of my work space is Workstation v2.0. Here I rebuilt and completely painted my original workstation, the popular v1.0. Come see what you think of the changes.
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Workstation v1.0 Complete! [Big Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Big Projects.
My original modern workstation in all of its completed glory. If you haven’t seen it, you should really check it out. This thing is awesome, if I do say so myself.
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My Workstation – The Building Process [Big Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Big Projects, Mind.
The construction of my huge (10′x6′), custom workstation. Built on sawhorses, some features include: 4 lights, a pegboard cable organizer, and a gadget charging station.
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Some Old Sketches [JPGs]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures).
Not counting anything I did in elementary school, this probably comprises all of my illustrations that weren’t done on napkins.
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Building a Poker Table [Big Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Big Projects.
The finished product of my attempt at building a full-sized poker table. Complete with embedded poker chip holders and a soft felt top.
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Jack Skellington Pillow – The Nightmare Before Christmas [Small Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Small Projects.
My initial foray into sewing and pillow-making was this crude throw pillow based on Jack Skellington (King of Halloweentown), from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Building A Scale Model of My House [Small Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Small Projects.
A scale model of my house that I built. Construction required photos of my house, foamboard, tape, glue, popsicle sticks, felt, a good inkjet printer, and fury. It turned out legit.
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Building a Go-Kart [Big Projects]
Posted Monday, April 13, 2009 in .jpg (pictures), Big Projects, Mind.
Go-kart I made during my senior year in high school.
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Break In Case Of Zombies [Small Projects]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Small Projects.
I thought this Break In Case Of Zombies box was cool when I made it (about 3 years ago). It should come in very handy when I need a plastic toy gun to fend off the undead. Just you wait.
How do you guard yourself against the undead? Tell me below.
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DJ Wat-son And Crick, Son. [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Enjoyable Poetry.
This poem used to be called “Gilmer Hall Gangstas” and was a shout out to all my biology (but not biological) brethern.
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BWAK! [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Enjoyable Poetry.
Disclaimer #1: I have never worked on a chicken farm. But you could say I know something about raising cock, lols.
Disclaimer #2: I’m just kidding about that last thing.
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Fat Lady in the Drive-Thru [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Enjoyable Poetry.
A structured poem about the late night drive-thru lady who started to recognize me.
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Exhaustion [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Enjoyable Poetry.
A poem about the hidden dangers of sleep deprivation.
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Thanks [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Enjoyable Poetry.
Thanks is a poem about appreciating what we have and all that we forget to be thankful for. I made it a little more interesting by putting my own twist on an otherwise boring poetry topic.
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Mustard Your Courage Before You Ketchup To Her [Enjoyable Poetry]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Enjoyable Poetry.
This is a short, funny poem I wrote during Spring break. It’s super silly and full of my hungover wordsmithing. Check it out if you’ve ever written a paper at 6AM still sorta drunk.
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Gravity vs Friction [Funny Short Stories]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Funny Short Stories.
A short story of the day Gravity confronted Friction about some unkind words directed at former by the latter.
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Rap Lyrics Translated: Method Man [Single Track]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in .avi (videos), Mind, Singles.
In an attempt to make Method Man’s work more accessible, I translated part of the song Fire Ina Hole for the guys who had never learned how to bring the ruckus.
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Chirping Some Game [Funny Short Stories]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in Funny Short Stories.
If you liked the Pixar movie “A Bug’s Life,” and if you’ve ever been prevented from talking to a girl by her friends, you’ll like this super short story.
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Space Cake: A Hero’s Inspiration [50 Word Stories]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in 50 Word Stories.
American hero finds inspiration in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam, boiled down to just 50 perfect words.
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Getting Burned In A Game Of Kings [50 Word Stories]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in 50 Word Stories.
Teresa punishes Sarah for lying during never have I ever.
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Merit Badge [50 Word Stories]
Posted Sunday, April 12, 2009 in 50 Word Stories.
One girl’s desire to earn a special merit badge.
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Alice In Wonderland – Remixed [Single Track]
Posted Saturday, April 11, 2009 in .avi (videos), Singles.
This is an awesome video for an awesome song. The song is pieced-together clips from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland overlaid on a cool background beat.
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Merlin and His 12″ Wand [50 Word Stories]
Posted Saturday, April 11, 2009 in 50 Word Stories.
50 word story featuring Merlin, a witch, his 12″ wand, and a revelation
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